New Movies This Weekend at Parkwood Cinemas: The 5 Year Engagement – Safe – Pirates! Band Of Misfits – The Raven
Jason Segel won’t commit, Jason Statham won’t back down, The Wallace & Gromit geniuses won’t let us stop laughing and Poe won’t let you sleep – Four films battle it out for your green on the big screen.
For tickets and showtimes, visit our friends at Marcus Parkwood Cinemas–
The Forgetting Sarah Marshall team cook up an irreverent comedy that begins where most rom-coms end. An engaged couple (Jason Segel and Emily Blunt), keeps getting tripped up on the long walk down the aisle. The film was co- written by Segel.
Jason Statham stars as a former cop and second-rate MMA cage fighter living a numbing life of routine beatings and chump change… until he blows a rigged fight. After the Russian Mafia murders his family, he witnesses a frightened twelve-year-old girl being pursued by the very same gangsters and impulsively jumps into a war between the Triads, the Russian mob and dirty cops.
Hugh Grant lends his voice for the first time as the Pirate Captain – an enthusiastic and somewhat less-than-successful, terror of the High Seas. With a rag-tag crew at his side, and blind to the odds stacked against him, he has has one dream: to beat his bitter rivals (Jeremy Piven & Salma Hayek) to the much coveted Pirate Of The Year Award.
When a madman begins committing horrific murders inspired by Edgar Allan Poe‘s works, a young Baltimore detective (Luke Evans) joins forces with Poe (John Cusack) to stop him from making his stories a reality.