Run For Your Life (or Death) at Wadena's Zombie Fun Run!

Are you one of those weirdos who runs for fitness...or even worse, for FUN?! GROSS.

Whether you run for fitness, for fun...or because something's chasing you, a Zombie Fun Run might be for you! Weirdo...

Wadena's 8th Annual Zombie Fun Run is October 5th

"What about Zombie Parkour?" (Photo by Darklabs India on Unsplash)

The only way you'll get me moving faster than an obstruction-pace is if my life is in danger...and even that's no guarantee. "I have to move HOW fast to outrun death? Hard pass, just gimme that sweet kiss of un-aliving now."

The neat thing about this Zombie Fun Run is that it's a competition, but not necessarily for speed:

runners wear flag belts
zombies try to steal your flags
if you complete the run with at least one flag, you're a survivor!
you can also sign up to be a flag-stealing zombie!

Survivors will get prizes. Post-apocalyptic-fun-run-activities include gathering 'round a campfire for hotdogs, chips, pop, water, and coffee...with the zombies!

"You've got something in your eye...no, not an eyelash..." (Photo by Zorik D on Unsplash)

It's nice that even after trying to 'm#rder' you, zombies still enjoy some fellowship.

The 8th Annual Zombie Fun Run takes place at Black's Grove Park in Wadena on Saturday, October 5th. Registration is at 10am, with the run kicking off at 11am. More details can be found at the Wadena Chamber of Commerce website.

Got'dang tree-huggin' brain-eatin' hippie zombies!! (Photo by Simon Wijers on Unsplash)