Look, I know we are going through a tough time as human beings right now, and that this can lead to people doing some abnormal things. But this? This is unacceptable.

We ordered a couple pizzas on Halloween, as per tradition, but I couldn't immediately have any because I was busy playing with my son. A couple members of my wife's family briefly stopped by to see my kid's costume, so my wife was offering them some pizza as well.

Well, they devoured one of the 'zas and put the second one in the fridge. What I found when I later went to eat some will haunt me for the rest of my life. JUST LOOK AT THIS.

Dave Overlund
Dave Overlund

Are we eating pizza or playing the board game Operation?!

This is so wrong on so many levels. First of all, there's a pandemic going on right now! How many pieces of delicious, greasy pizza did you have to touch in order to extract what appears to be the gall bladder of this beauty? Every surrounding piece is now suss.

Second, everyone knows the crust pieces are the best part of the whole pie. This is not a debate, it's a well-established fact.

Third, well, there is no third. I am speechless. I am hurt. I am disgusted. But most of all, I am disappointed.

Please tell me which candidate to vote for to make sure this never happens again.

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