I am an Apple Valley, MN native who ended up in St. Cloud after college. I live in Sartell with my wife Ashli and son Charlie. My favorite teams all start with "Minnesota."
Please Welcome These Cyborg MurderBugs To Sartell!
I for one would like to welcome our new insect overlords to Sartell!
Why Do Minnesotans Hate Ice Cream?
So my friends, this is a call to action. Eat more ice cream. Rocky road, chocolate, even nasty mint-chocolate... consider this your green light to consume as much frozen, sugary goodness as you can.
Teens Arrested After Setting Fireworks Alight In Minnesota Grocery Store
A group of juveniles has been arrested after setting fire to a fireworks display at an Eagan, Minnesota Hy-Vee grocery store.
Thomas The Train Coming To Duluth In August
The most famous train on Earth is making an appearance in Duluth in August. Thomas the Train will bring his friends Percy and Sir Topham Hatt to Duluth's North Shore on August 6,7,8 and 13,14,15.
So It Turns Out This Box Was Lying
So my wife brings me out to the backyard and is like "Surprise!!" and my kid yells out "HAPPY FODDER DAY" and I am all happy and smiling but also like "Oh dang there goes my Friday."
It Took Me Ten Minutes To Spot The Difference In These Pictures
What even is that picture at the top of this story? I cannot tell you how long I sat on the porch like an idiot staring at this picture trying to figure out how NOT to blow up my family when I turned on the flame.
Am I The Only One Who Puts This On My Ice Cream?
There's no wrong way to eat ice cream. With chocolate syrup, topped by peanuts, mixed with fruit... it's literally all good. However, every time I top my ice cream with my favorite topping I get weird looks from my wife.
Running Red Lights Is A St. Cloud Epidemic
Is there ever any enforcement for red light runners in this area? I see a lot of speed traps in the obvious spots in town every day but I have never seen a cop positioned to pull over the folks who disregard the semaphore altogether.
Minnesota Dads Are Working Too Hard
Minnesota is a great place to live if you are a working dad. The Land of 10,000 Lakes recently came in third in a study of the best states for hard-working fathers.
Caring For Your Lawn During Minnesota’s Drought
Now? Now confusion reigns. How do I keep my lawn from dying? Should I mow it even though it's crispier than a fresh $20 bill? Where do babies come from?
Where Can I Get My Sartell Water Ban Exemption?
Certainly this can't just be a case of people believing they (and their grass) are more important than everyone else, right? They must have been given the green light from the city for some reason.
St. Cloud’s Alise Willoughby Headed Back To Olympics
St. Cloud native Alise Willoughby is headed to her third Olympic Games as a member of the United States' BMX team. The Olympics, which were originally scheduled for 2020, will be held in Tokyo this summer.