Her name is Rebecca Black and some music industry weasel told her this was a great idea. In a way it was, because this horrendously bad song and video now has over 5 MILLION views. We're pretty sure this wasn't how the idea of stardom was sold to her. Peter K saw this on Tosh.O and knew it had to be shared. Oh, and BTW- we forgive you if you can't watch the entire thing. We've already tried about five times.