If your New Years' resolution is to get back in shape, a great way to do that is to shovel. Lucky for you Mother Nature might be helping out with your goals.
Don't commit crimes so deputies don't have to battle terrible road conditions. It makes sense in my world, now if only we can get everyone on board with this...
I swear at the state lines there needs to be signs posted, "abandon hope, all ye who enter here". Someone important needs to add that to the budget for 2020.