St. Cloud has a Crime Index of 7; 100 is the safest. In other words, St. Cloud is only safer than 7% of all other cities in the country, which is not very impressive at all.
"We all know of the legend, and continued misadventures, of Florida Man," said reddit user maz_menty. "What would Minnesota Man’s claim to infamy be?" The internet did not disappoint.
Back in 2012, a woman named Rita Crundwell was arrested and sentenced to 19.5 years in prison after it was discovered that she'd embezzled $53.7 million dollars from my hometown of Dixon, IL.
I still stand firm that Black Friday is an unnecessary day of glorified consumerism that can bring out the worst in humanity -- regardless, apparently, of age.