Science Proves Women Hold Grudges and Stay Angry Longer Than Men

Researchers at Harvard studied videos of sports like tennis and boxing from 44 different countries to see how men and women interacted with their opponents after a match. And they found the men were way more friendlier with each other afterwards. And they were much more likely to have, quote, "peaceful" contact like a handshake or a bro hug. The researchers say there's an evolutionary reason why men are quicker at forgiving than women. Men originally had to work together to hunt or defend their tribe, and the women just took care of and defended their families.

Next time they need help with this study, just call me. I could've saved the university a ton of money and time. This isn't NEW news to married men. We've known this information for a VERY VERY long time.