I always love it when someone makes an incredibly stupid move and just assumes everyone is dumber than they are and tries to pull off an absolutely boneheaded crime like this. 

Michael Fuller of Lexington, North Carolina went into a Walmart store and bought almost $500 worth of stuff including a vacuum cleaner and a microwave. Now, there's nothing unusual about that, but what is unusual is the way he tried to pay.

Michael pulled out a one million dollar bill to pay for his purchases. It was one of those novelty bills that's oversized and has a picture of the Statue of Liberty on it. The cashier refused to take it even though Michael insisted it was real. No word on if he was planning to demand $999,524 in change.

Michael is now facing two felonies. He'll be in court today.