Benton Co. Sheriff’s Office Offers To Test Meth for Coronavirus
Whoever is running the social media account for the Benton County Sheriff's Office deserves a raise.
In the midst of the CDC warning everyone about their lives being disrupted due to the coronavirus outbreak, the Benton County Sheriff's team is looking to keep us all extra safe. On Facebook this week, they offered to check everyone's meth to see if it has been contaminated:
WARNING: It's been brought to our attention by agencies near and far, that If you have recently purchased meth, it may be contaminated with the Coronavirus.
Please take your meth into your local Sheriff's Office for testing. You can also bring your drug dealer in if you want, we can test their entire supply to make sure it hasn't been contaminated.
I'm sure they will be willing to test other drugs for this dangerous disease as well, you just have to bring them in.
All jokes aside, do what you can to stay healthy and hopefully avoid coronavirus. Wash your hands, cover your cough, stay home if you are sick, you know the drill.