Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.

Kelly Ripa Eviscerates Perpetual ‘Bachelor’ Nick Viall: ‘Find Love Outside of TV’
“You like the thrill of the hunt,” Ripa said.

Rosie O’Donnell Willing to Play Steve Bannon on ‘SNL’ to Enrage Donald Trump
"Available -- if called i will serve !!!"

Stephen Colbert to Host 2017 Emmy Awards
Stephen Colbert is set to host the forthcoming 69th annual Emmy Awards.

Brian Littrell’s Real Bummed Backstreet Boys Can’t Play Donald Trump’s Inauguration
“Hollywood needs to chill out, all right? You’re talking about the commander-in-chief, right? We’re talking about respect."

‘Girl Meets World’ Creator Teases Possibility of Season 4 Renewal
Show creator Michael Jacobs says there may be some life left in the series after all.

President Obama’s Farewell Speech: Watch Live
Find out where to watch and stream President Barack Obama's farewell speech live from his hometown of Chicago tonight (January 10).

Ed Sheeran Continues Relentless Musical Teasing, Posts Clips of New Song Online
Ed Sheeran posted a ten-second clip of new music to Twitter, hours ahead of the release of a new song.

President Obama Awards Ellen DeGeneres Medal of Freedom After ID Mishap
Ellen DeGeneres one of 21 recipients awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom today by President Obama -- but she was initially denied entry.

Stevie Wonder on Voting for Donald Trump: It’s Like Asking Me to Drive
"If you had an emergency situation and needed to go to the hospital, and you had to get there right away, would you want me driving your car?”

Angelina Jolie Discussed Alleged Brad Pitt Plane Incident With FBI for Four Hours
Jolie "fully cooperated" with the two FBI agents who questioned her in her Los Angeles rental home.

Oops! Justin Timberlake May Go to Jail for Voting Booth Selfie
Justin Timberlake's recent attempt to encourage U.S. citizens to vote in the upcoming presidential election may actually land him in jail. Oops!