What Do You Think Is Really Inside Of These Cans?

Last Christmas I was in a white elephant gift exchange through work. I opened these cans...I thought it was pretty funny but I definitely turned a little red when I took them out of the the bag they came in and read the labels aloud to everyone.

I got home, showed my fiance what I got from the exchanged, had a good laugh and put the cans on a shelf in my basement. I ran across the two cans again this weekend when I was working on our basement finish project.

I really want to know what's inside of the cans! I plan to open them up tomorrow and finally get to the bottom of it! My curious mind is killing me. Before I open the cans, I want to know what you think could be inside! Comment your guesses below!