The Best Of Craig's List in Central MN

Craigslist listings I found slightly humorous.

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL"

body: average
height: 5'3" (160cm)

age: 33

"You've Got Mail" What will ___________ say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I see those three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of Minneapolis, just the beating of my own heart. I have mail. From you......
They say romance is just for the movies, yet I am a true romantic at heart. I love.....and I love with all of my being. I am not looking to hook up, I'm not looking for anything but to build something special.....and that is called friendship. Love is built on a foundation of friendship, and that is exactly what I am looking for. I don't want my inbox to be full of perversion, hook-ups, or meaningless conversation, so please don't waist "our" time. Instead lets talk about nothings, because this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. Yet, those nothing can mean way more to me than so many somethings. ~Thank you for listening :)

MARRIED AND LONELY

I'm married to kind of a heartless guy. Just kinda feeling lonely. I'm pretty normal. Have a good job. Just looking to exchange some emails. From mild to wild haha thanks and have a great day!

LOOKING FOR A SERIOUS NUDIST

I am looking for a serious nudist gentlemen that is a serious nudist that I can hang out with. I want this to be friendly (non-sexual) thing. I started to be interested in this nudist community for awhile and would like to have someone come with me. My exboyfriend and I did it a lot while we were dating and now we are broken up and I like to continue the adventure but not alone.

If you reply to this ad..I would need proof you are an nudist.

TAKE ME FISHING

body: curvy

Please be near Cambridge, with a fish house! I'm open to age I'm in my early 30's .... I'm a ton of fun, I drink beer I'm an avid hunter and sporty girl! I'm down to get out of town for a weekend too to go up north fishing too!!! I'm pretty open!!! I also love 4 wheeling and snowmobiling if we ever get snow!!! Please be willing to text, and please respond with more than "send me a pic" those will be deleted!

CASINO BUDDY

Hey guys! I'm a 33 year old who loves going to the casino, and bringing people luck. I get excited for other people winning and cheer people on for fun. If you want someone fun to hangout with while at the casino, nothing sexual, then I'm your girl. Hope to hear from you guys soon!

LAZY SUNDAY CHAT

body: hwp
status: divorced

age: 38

I don't live in your city, but it is tops on my list to visit, and I'd love to have an interesting conversation with a smart, witty stranger this afternoon. If you're bored too and want to peer into my head a little, send me a note!

I like cooking, all kinds of whiskey, podcasts, and conversation. Talk to me :)

TRULY NOT YOU AVERAGE BEAR

body: thin
height: 5'6" (167cm)
status: single

age: 58

can you live in the moment? If that is all you get, is that enough. Is simplicity available with intelligence, wisdom, laughter, and joy. Life is really short. It can stop in a moments notice. I am a deeply sensitive person in a really great way and I love my life. I am too blessed to be stressed. Craigslist may not be the way to find YOU but if you are here, by chance, find me.

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The Best Of Craig’s List in Central MN