Over the weekend, it appears, someone climbed the roof of the General Store of Minnetonka to leave a very large...erm...phallus in the snow.

Valentine's Day may be on the way, but we suspect the impression of a man's ding dong stomped into the snow wasn't part the marketing strategy this year at the General Store of Minnetonka. Over the weekend, an image was posted and shared around Reddit of what very clearly shows a penis trudged through the snow on the roof of the Minnetonka general store. Apparently, someone managed to climb the roof and create tracks in the fresh snow, all the while keeping their balance. The obvious question is, "Whose schlong is it?"

Some rapscallion in Minnetonka saw an opportunity with this low slope roof. from r/TwinCities

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While the responsible party is yet to come forward (pun intended), many online have shared their appreciation for the larger-than-life pecker.

"I work at the Youngstedts across the highway from the Minnetonka General Store, and I would just like to thank whoever did that for making my morning," said one in the comment section of this Reddit thread.

"The genital [general] store," joked another.

"Minnesota Minnetonka Minnepipi," procured third.

"That roof is actually pretty steep," praised one. "Impressive."

"Oh brother," said another. "This made me chuckle but man, oh, man. C'mon now."

At time of writing, no further details seem to have been provided as to who left the rod in the snow or if it was removed by store employees. The General Store of Minnetonka has been family-owned and -run since 1984 selling a variety of unique gifts, home décor, clothing, kitchen gadgets, food products, Minnesota souvenirs and more. The store is located at 14401 MN-7 in Minnetonka.

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