For his 58th birthday, and Father's Day, Florida resident James Taylor (no relation to the singer) drank 48 beers.

According to police reports, Taylor’s list of drunken events included shouting profanities, exposing his genitals, urinating in the sand and scaring off a woman and her young grandchildren.

Wow, when my grandpa used to get drunk - he liked to play horseshoes!

This guy is a grandpa, too, making his behavior even more peculiar.

Taylor said the reason for his bizarre behavior was due to the fact that he had consumed “10 too many” beers. Which leads me to ask: Would he have acted any different had he consumed only 38 beers?

I seriously doubt it.