Dear, Mother Nature,

You're not getting a Mother's Day gift from me this year. Why in the world would you play such a sick joke on all of us? Snow in our May forecast--REALLY?!

Minnesotans love the snow, but there's a time and place for it...this isn't the time or the place right now. Many of us are seriously considering moving out of this state after the nasty winter we've had. So, thanks for that.


Get your poop in a group and knock it off. I mean the dang drive-in movie theaters are open for the season already. For cryin' out loud, we want to start planting our gardens.

It's not funny anymore. I just want to be able to wear my freaking visor and go garage sale-ing. We've all hit our breaking point. A person can only be pushed so far before, dare I say, we consider moving to Wisconsin? Look what you made me do! I'm feeling not so Minnesota nice right now and I don't like it.

Enough is enough. It's not me, it's you. I hope you enjoy spending your Mother's Day alone.



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