Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Subway Spokesman Jared Fogle Sentenced to 15 Years in Prison
Jared Fogle, of Subway sandwich spokesman fame, will reportedly plead guilty to charges of child pornography.
Adele’s ‘Hello’ Destroys UK Record, No One Is Surprised
“Hello” is making waves, chart-wise, and destroying records in a way you'd expect from an artist as massively successful and revered as Adele.
Kim Kardashian: ‘Pregnancy Is The Worst Experience of My Life’
It turns out no level of fame or fortune can save you from the misery inherent in being pregnant -- just ask Kim Kardashian.
Demi Lovato Pitches Spontaneous Nude Photoshoot for ‘Vanity Fair’ [NSFW]
Demi pitched the idea of a spontaneous photoshoot in which she'd be shot right then and there sans makeup, retouching and clothing.
Caitlyn Jenner Won’t Face Manslaughter Charges in Car Crash
Caitlyn Jenner may face manslaughter charges as a result of the fatal car crash she reportedly caused that took place earlier this year.
A New Adele Album May Finally, Truly Be On the Way
We’ve been thirsting for a follow-up to Adele's '21' for far too long now, but (rumor has it) the drought may soon be over.
Justin Bieber Flies + Cries at 2015 MTV VMAs
Have you heard? Justin Bieber is back and he's more airborne and emotional than ever!
Nicki Minaj Calls Out Miley Cyrus at the 2015 VMAs
Some viewers are adamant that this was merely an MTV-staged attempt at some added drama, but Miley sure did seem visibly flustered.
Ariana Grande Up There With Bill Cosby On Disliked Celebs List
While it seems like a list like this could provide at least a modicum of entertainment (after all, there's no bond more solidifying than the collective hatred of a public figure), there's a few glaring issues with it.
There Is So Much ‘Lion King’ Coming Your Way, and Rob Lowe Is Simba
Robe Lowe and Gabrielle Union have signed on to voice Simba and Nala, respectively.
Lamar Odom Denies TMZ Reports That He ‘Ambushed’ Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian was reportedly ambushed by her ex-husband Lamar Odom early this morning (August 12) outside a Los Angeles gym around 6:45 AM.
Columbia House Finally Aware That No One Buys CDs, Declares Bankruptcy
Mail-order music and DVD retailer, Columbia House, has officially filed for bankruptcy in 2015 — which means they've stuck around for longer than we knew.