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I don’t like crime, but I love stupid criminals, and a criminal with a name like this deserves some points for creativity. 

A 30 year old man from Wisconsin was arrested last week and charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation. He was taken into custody after neighbors complained that he was using drugs and causing general mayhem in a nearby park.

The police went to investigate the malfeasance, and discovered that Jeffrey Drew Wilschke was drinking and using drugs and they placed him under arrest. On the way to prison, he told the officer that his name was Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Turns out, he legally changed his name last November and his name is in fact Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

On the way to jail, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop told police he would “get even with them.” Does making them repeat his name with a straight face count?

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