Today (May 29) celebrities got ambiguous, hated on you, watched reality TV, figured out successful journalism models and made pleas to large corporations.

First up, Mr. T sounded a bit like Donald Trump as he lamented losers.

 

And Paris Jackson thought you were one of them.

 

William Shatner was some kind of artist.

 

Meanwhile, Adam Scott watched 'The Bachelorette.'

 

Mara Wilson figured out the secret to Arianna Huffington's success.

 

And Jennifer Love Hewitt really needed an agent.