Ultimate Tazer Ball – The Next Big Thing!
Extreme sports has hit an all new high. Imagine a sport that is part; football, soccer, lacrosse, and POLICEMAN? That’s right, welcome to the world of the UTB – Ultimate Tazor Ball.
I’m not making this up. The game is 4 on 4, and all eight guys on the field have tazors. Ultimate Tazer Ball allows players to zap opponents with 300,000-volt stun guns, to induce a muscle spasm which will make them drop the ball or trip over. Legally, you can only ‘taze’ the guy with the ball – but you’d better believe there is some extra tazing going on that the refs don’t always see.
There have been no official games played but the sport’s creators insist it is genuine and claim they are planning to form a league. The promotional video has been seen by more than one million viewers on YouTube.
The game’s inventors say the stun guns are designed to deliver eight milliamps of current – well below the lethal dose of one amp.
In the video clip, one zapped player warns: “If you’re scared, don’t play.” Another adds: “It hurts, man, it doesn’t feel good.”
Again, only the player in possession of the ball may be zapped, as each team tries to manoeuvre an over-sized foam ball into their opponents’ net.
There are four fledgling teams – LA Nightlight, Philadelphia Killawatts, Toronto Terror and San Diego Spartans – according to the clip.
My favorite team is the San Diego Spartans, LOL.
I haven’t found an Ultimate Tazor Ball fantasy league yet, but I’m sure it won’t be long until they are everywhere.
Would you want your kids watching a sport where grown men are running around tazing and tackling each other, though? Better yet, would you ever let your little boy or girl participate in “Little League” Tazor Ball, if there was such a thing? Probably not.
I wouldn’t mind checking out a game, though, I admit. Go Spartans, LOL!