Top 10 (Hilarious) Pick Up Lines to Avoid

If you're single, already planning this weekend's adventure and maybe thinking about working on your game... well, avoid these pick up lines.

If you're "single and ready to mingle", that doesn't mean you have to sound like the next time you talk to a "person of interest" is the first time in your life you have spoke.

Top 10 (Hilarious) but awful pick up lines to avoid:

1.  Walking up to a group and asking, “Who here has low standards?”

2. “You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up…”

3. “Hey baby, wanna make a big mistake?”

4. “Say baby. You’re pretty. I’m pretty. What say we go back to my place and stare at each other for a while.”

5. “Hi! My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.”

6. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?”

7. “Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINE-apple!”

8. Pointing to biceps: “Do you know how I got these guns? Lifting children out of poverty.”

9. “How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”

10. “Do you want to go halfsies on a bastard child?”

BONUS: “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!”

I know, these sound RIDICULOUS! People actually use them, though. Check out more hilarious pick up lines HERE.