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Things ‘REAL MEN’ Never Notice About Women

 

Digital Vision.

So, as you leave the concert, you both get caught in a downpour, and now your hair and makeup are making you look more like a gargoyle than a pretty woman.  But apparently, REAL MEN don’t care about most of this stuff.  (NOTE:  My co host is a girly guy, and he dissed my WHOLE list.  LOL.  I call Chad- “MetroMan”……Coming soon to theatres near you.  He fixes flopped hair, wet shoes, and smudged make up in seconds).

Here’s my list of things that “real” guys don’t care about:

A NEW PURSE

A purse is a small bag containing lots of belongings of a girl in many many colors.  Who cares.

UNSHAVED LEGS

Unless your legs are hairier than his, he probably doesn’t care if there’s just a little bit of stubble.  He probably likes the massage on his itchy legs.

NEW CANDLES

Whether it’s French Vanilla, Black Cherry, Wild Cinnamon Scented candles, pretty much…they all smell the same. 

NO MAKE UP

All the guys that have really liked me have always said, wear less, not more.  They liked me just the way I was.  (Okay…only the NICE ones said that.)

NEW SHOES

Really?  Unless they see your painted toes…They don’t typically look below the knees.

NEW GLASSES

All glasses are the same.  They aren’t going to notice yours are gold on the sides, and burgundy in the front.

HIGHLIGHTS

To guys, it’s regular hair with a few of them with different colors. Whatever.

CIRCLES UNDER THE EYES

Sorry.. I didn’t notice those lines UNDER your eyes, because I was too busy looking INTO your beautiful eyes.  I just thought you looked tired.  (kissing butt applied).

 

 

 

 

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