Things ‘REAL MEN’ Never Notice About Women
So, as you leave the concert, you both get caught in a downpour, and now your hair and makeup are making you look more like a gargoyle than a pretty woman. But apparently, REAL MEN don’t care about most of this stuff. (NOTE: My co host is a girly guy, and he dissed my WHOLE list. LOL. I call Chad- “MetroMan”……Coming soon to theatres near you. He fixes flopped hair, wet shoes, and smudged make up in seconds).
Here’s my list of things that “real” guys don’t care about:
A NEW PURSE
A purse is a small bag containing lots of belongings of a girl in many many colors. Who cares.
Unless your legs are hairier than his, he probably doesn’t care if there’s just a little bit of stubble. He probably likes the massage on his itchy legs.
Whether it’s French Vanilla, Black Cherry, Wild Cinnamon Scented candles, pretty much…they all smell the same.
NO MAKE UP
All the guys that have really liked me have always said, wear less, not more. They liked me just the way I was. (Okay…only the NICE ones said that.)
Really? Unless they see your painted toes…They don’t typically look below the knees.
All glasses are the same. They aren’t going to notice yours are gold on the sides, and burgundy in the front.
To guys, it’s regular hair with a few of them with different colors. Whatever.
CIRCLES UNDER THE EYES
Sorry.. I didn’t notice those lines UNDER your eyes, because I was too busy looking INTO your beautiful eyes. I just thought you looked tired. (kissing butt applied).