How do people come up with some of these catchy, but yet hilarious business names? We asked our listeners and friends to tell us the funniest business names they've heard of. Here are some that made the list:

  • SNATCH FIT NUTRITION 

  • PEOPLE'S NATURAL GAS

  • THE FRICKIN BAR

  • THE GOSH DAM BAR

  • PORTA PARTY DJ SERVICE

  • THE DAM STORE

 

  • KUM & GO

KUM AND GO/Facebook
KUM AND GO/Facebook
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POOP SCOOP N' BOOGIE

Poop Scoop 'n Boogie/Facebook
Poop Scoop 'n Boogie/Facebook
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BEAVER LIQUORS

Beavers Liquor/Facebook
Beavers Liquor/Facebook
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THE HORNY TOAD

The Horny Toad/Facebook
The Horny Toad/Facebook
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Cynda told me about these two froggy businesses. Legend has it that they are a divorced couple and they each own their own business. The Horny Toad and The Satisifed Frog.

 

LINCOLN'S TOE TRUCK

Lincoln Toe Truck/Facebook
Lincoln Toe Truck/Facebook
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This is cute Mary!

 

THE SATISFIED FROG

Satisfied Frog/Facebook
Satisfied Frog/Facebook
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CAMEL TOWING

Camel Towing/Facebook
Camel Towing/Facebook
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I can't believe it..Camel Towing is all over the country!  LOL!

 

HAIR IT IS!

Hair it is/Facebook
Hair it is/Facebook
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PHO KING

Pho King/Facebook
Pho King/Facebook
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My friend Amy ate at this restaurant and said it was Pho King great.

 

NAKED ZOO

Naked Zoo/Facebook
Naked Zoo/Facebook
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Jim....you worked here? And...it's not what I'm thinking?...What am I thinking?  LOL!

 

LYING LEE'S USED CARS

Lying Lee's Used Cars/Facebook
Lying Lee's Used Cars/Facebook
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My friend Jodi from Spa-Nala sent this to me. This was actually where I used to live in Morehead KY.  Yes...I remember it.

 

SKINNY DICK'S HALFWAY INN

Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn/Facebook
Skinny Dicks Halfway Inn/Facebook
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Stephen, this is just too funny. There is also a Big Dick's Halfway Inn. No kidding.

OARFOLKJOLKOPUS

Michael Markos/Facebook
Michael Markos/Facebook
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Billy sent me a Minnesota business from the past. Does anyone remember Oarfolkjolkopus, a Minneapolis record store that was in business from 1973 to 2001. Pictured above is a band called Fingerprints leaving their fingerprints inside the store.

 

PEE & POO STEAK HOUSE

Pee and Poo Steak House/Facebook
Pee and Poo Steak House/Facebook
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Marit...This is great. Should we make reservations for today or tomorrow?

 

HUGH JASS BURGERS

hugh jass burgers/Facebook
hugh jass burgers/Facebook
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FOLLAND  & DROWN, L.P.A.

Folland And Drown Attys/ Facebook
Folland And Drown Attys/ Facebook
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I'm not sure I would use these guys as my Attys. But maybe...Do they have a sense of humor? Or do they not see the funny in this.....

 

CURL  UP & DYE SALON

Curl Up & Dye/ Facebook
Curl Up & Dye/ Facebook
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Shelly and Brian thought this was pretty cute.

 

THE SAULT'S PLUMBER...WE'RE FAST...NOT HALF FAST  

The Saults Plumber/Facebook
The Saults Plumber/Facebook
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The Sault's Plumber: We're Fast, not half fast.  Okay...so the slogan is funnier than the name...but the TRUCK is even funnier than their slogan!

 

MASTER'S   -BAIT & TACKLE

Master Bait & Tackle/Facebook
Master Bait & Tackle/Facebook
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Jonell sent this in.....Hilarious!

 

JUST ONE MORE

Just One More/Facebook
Just One More/Facebook
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Cheree said they just took a trip to Jamaica, and found this place...HAHA!

 

PUMP & MUNCH

Pump & Munch/Facebook
Pump & Munch/Facebook
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Stephen, Chanda & Lynn sent this gas station in.

STONER'S FUN STORE

Zachary J Furhman/Facebook
Zachary J Furhman/Facebook
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I promise, they don't sell what you THINK they sell.

 

 

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