The Funniest Business Names in Minnesota & Beyond [Adult Content}
How do people come up with some of these catchy, but yet hilarious business names? We asked our listeners and friends to tell us the funniest business names they’ve heard of. Here are some that made the list:
SNATCH FIT NUTRITION
PEOPLE’S NATURAL GAS
THE FRICKIN BAR
THE GOSH DAM BAR
PORTA PARTY DJ SERVICE
THE DAM STORE
KUM & GO
POOP SCOOP N’ BOOGIE
THE HORNY TOAD
Cynda told me about these two froggy businesses. Legend has it that they are a divorced couple and they each own their own business. The Horny Toad and The Satisifed Frog.
LINCOLN’S TOE TRUCK
This is cute Mary!
THE SATISFIED FROG
I can’t believe it..Camel Towing is all over the country! LOL!
HAIR IT IS!
My friend Amy ate at this restaurant and said it was Pho King great.
Jim….you worked here? And…it’s not what I’m thinking?…What am I thinking? LOL!
LYING LEE’S USED CARS
My friend Jodi from Spa-Nala sent this to me. This was actually where I used to live in Morehead KY. Yes…I remember it.
SKINNY DICK’S HALFWAY INN
Stephen, this is just too funny. There is also a Big Dick’s Halfway Inn. No kidding.
Billy sent me a Minnesota business from the past. Does anyone remember Oarfolkjolkopus, a Minneapolis record store that was in business from 1973 to 2001. Pictured above is a band called Fingerprints leaving their fingerprints inside the store.
PEE & POO STEAK HOUSE
Marit…This is great. Should we make reservations for today or tomorrow?
HUGH JASS BURGERS
FOLLAND & DROWN, L.P.A.
I’m not sure I would use these guys as my Attys. But maybe…Do they have a sense of humor? Or do they not see the funny in this…..
CURL UP & DYE SALON
Shelly and Brian thought this was pretty cute.
THE SAULT’S PLUMBER…WE’RE FAST…NOT HALF FAST
The Sault’s Plumber: We’re Fast, not half fast. Okay…so the slogan is funnier than the name…but the TRUCK is even funnier than their slogan!
MASTER’S -BAIT & TACKLE
Jonell sent this in…..Hilarious!
JUST ONE MORE
Cheree said they just took a trip to Jamaica, and found this place…HAHA!
PUMP & MUNCH
Stephen, Chanda & Lynn sent this gas station in.
STONER’S FUN STORE
I promise, they don’t sell what you THINK they sell.