I haven't thrown up in 16 years. That's a fact I'm proud of. I get asked all of the time how I've managed to maintain such an awesome streak! So, I've decided to give out my secrets.
It's true. I haven't thrown up in 15 years and 10 months. I was sick yesterday, and I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't just a little nervous that my streak would end. But, my streak is alive and well.
Supposedly 1.5 million of us will call in sick on Monday, the day after the Super Bowl. It costs employers hundreds of millions in lost productivity. This Sunday each of us will intake an average of 3,200 calories. Here's how that adds up for us: