- Hey girl, let Ryan Gosling show you some amazing abs that may or may not be his. [Celebitchy]

- This is what happens when you let Mariah Carey dress herself. [Bohomoth]

- Milla Jovovich shows off communist Christmas photos from her sad childhood. [Oh No They Didn't!]

- Charlie Sheen gets a facehugger for Christmas, reenacts scenes from 'Alien.' [SeriouslyOMG]

- Katy Perry shares a picture of John Mayer dressed as Santa to ruin the holidays forever. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Rob Kardashian allegedly gets Botox at the ripe old age of 25. Allegedly. [IDLYITW]

- Harry Styles gifts Taylor Swift with a singing telegram of a One Direction hit. The worst.  [PopCrush]

- Lady Gaga jumps on the bandwagon, announces a documentary based on her life. [Hypable]

- The Obamas' dog Bo doesn't care that Michelle is the First Lady. He'll act like a dog anyway. [Rickey]

- Depressing holiday movie 'Les Miserables' has unsurprisingly good day at the box office. [ScreenCrush]

 

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