- Miley Cyrus compares Justin Bieber to Princess Di because stupid. [The Superficial]

- Kim Kardashian's sex tape sales are soaring now that she's preggers. You're all sick people. [Bohomoth]

- And the Oscar for the Worst Online Voting System goes to ... [Rickey]

- Anne Hathaway either really wants your pity or really needs a self-esteem coach. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Samuel L. Jackson tries to troll a journalist into saying the N-word for his amusement. [Dlisted]

- Lil Wayne to voice a character in a movie about a boy and his best dinosaur friend. For serious. [PopCrush]

- 'American Idol' winner Kris Allen basically live-tweeted his own car accident. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Rihanna and Chris Brown started off 2013 by doing what you already know they're doing. [IDLYITW]

- 'Community' set torn down after filming, might be final nail in the cancellation coffin. [Hypable]

- 'Twin Peaks' could be getting a revival on NBC and we just wet ourselves. [ScreenCrush]

 

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