Should Guys Stop Wearing Cargo Shorts [POLL]

A BuzzFeed writer has been pleading with guys to stop wearing cargo shorts.

My response to that is, NO!!

This plea to lose the cargo shorts has been going on for a couple of days now and all I can think of is... why?

There are a ton things I don't understand, like my wife (really, just women in general), how my daughter can be so tired, but refuses to go to sleep... and why people would want to rid the world of cargo shorts.

They are comfortable and practical, are they sexy? Maybe not, but I'm married and have a daughter, so stop checking me out.

Those pockets work out great for carrying a sippy cup, a few toys, hand sanitizer, even baby wipes and an extra diaper. It's like having a small piece of Target attached to your leg so you always have what you need.

And these are the fashion forward styles they're saying should replace cargo shorts.

I can tell you right now, nobody wants to see that much thigh on guy... especially me with me nearly transparent skin. That's too much pasty white leg.