Justin Bieber Doesn’t Date Fans….Thank Goodness!

Few people ever explode so successfully onto the music scene, the way Justin Bieber has in recent years.  He can sing, he can dance, and he's a good lookin' kid.  Oh, and by the way, he is extremely charming and well-spoken.

Obviously, this is the kind of talent that would drive the young girls crazy.  He claims that he will not, and would not ever, date a fan.  Judging from every photo I've ever seen of him with his fans, this is a good thing.

As it turns out, the average Justin Bieber fan is @ 6 years old.  He is almost 17.  Therein lies the problem for J-Beeb.  All of his fans will be sick of him in a few years.  He is aware of the situation, though, and plans to go completely 'country' in a few years.

"I've been drinking a lot lately, and I don't shower much anymore.  I spend a lot of time on the porch, with the dog - smoke about three packs a day."  Bieber said.

It looks like the country transformation has already begun.