Real Product or Not, a terrifying tale of When Animals Attack and why you should never leave your Facebook page open in the Mix 94.9 studio.

Your Real Product or Not stuff: the banana guard, doggles, and to-do hand tattoos. (Scroll down for the correct answer.)

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A man in Bloomington, Minnesota is facing jail time for feeding the birds. Yep. That's right. He placed bird feeders in his backyard which attracted squirrels and his neighbors called the police. Now the City of Bloomington is trying to prosecute him for the misdemeanor offense of feeding birds. He faces 90 days in jail and a $1000 fine. Really, Bloomington? You have NO CRIME to fight and have to go after this man for feeding birds? Who's the animal here?

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This morning, our afternoon drive guy, Ty James made the horrific mistake of not logging off of the computer in the Mix studio when he left last night, so we asked you guys what we should put as his status. We had a lot of great calls and Ty is now in a civil union with Justin Beiber, likes Michele Bachmann, Hello Kitty, George W. Bush, The Oakland Raiders, Shakira and Brett Favre. The winning status came from Dawn:

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Your Real Product or Not answers: the banana guard, doggles, and to-do hand tattoos are all real. You can now log in to your Mix Insider Rewards Account and enter in the Morning Mix Word That Wins BANANA and score 25 hundred points that you can use to reward yourself with cool stuff like cash, gift cards and gaming consoles. Not a Mix Insider yet? Click here to subscribe.