One of my Facebook friends had posted this and I just HAD to share it with you. Is this taking the whole "Elf On A Shelf" too far?  Cause I think it would be hilarious if you could actually afford to bring this to your big holiday party. The Living Elf on the Shelf is available for hire in boston.  The description read as follows:

For $100 an hour, I will come to your holiday party, dressed as the Elf on the Shelf, and sit in any location you assign me, while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event.

I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un expecting girlfriends, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand.

My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding.

Thank you, and happy holidays!

[whatever you want my name to be]

Do not contact me with unsolicited services or offers.

CREEPY OR FUNNY?