Charlie Sheen is anxious to get back to work on Two and a Half Men -- and he's angry that the show isn't ready to start back up quite yet.
Charlie admitted that the show went dark so that he could recover, but he said, "They didn't think it was going to happen this fast. I heal really quickly, but I also unravel pretty quickly, so get me right now, guys. Get me right now!"
CHARLIE DRINKS OUT OF BOREDOM
"is not who I am." He explained, "I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree."He said that advice to stay sober is "lame." Charlie added, "Today, I'll stay like this. I'm having a ball. I am enjoying every moment."