Jones Soda Releases Their Holiday Flavors
We’re a little sad that there’s no Green Bean Casserole or Turkey Dinner, but the flavors this time around sound a little more appealing. Usually, Jones Soda has some pretty ridiculous and repulsive sounding holiday flavors like Smoked Salmon and Mashed Potatoes. The four pack this year is: Gingerbread, Sugar Plum, Candy Cane and Pear Tree.
The Gingerbread flavor is billed as, “made from only the smiley faced heads of 100% organic, free range, gluten free gingerbread people.” The Sugar Plum flavor contains, “fresh squeezed a la the aforementioned fruit of legend, and plucked from the only known remaining Sugar Plum tree in existence, nestled deep in the Foja Mountains of Indonesia.” Candy Cane is, “Candy Cane: a drink so crisp and winter fresh, you’ll have no choice but to exclaim ‘By the beard of Santa!’ in a crowded library.” Finally, the Pear Tree flavor is, “a nectar so refreshing Zeus himself was known to sip it from his silver goblet, whilst wearing headband antlers. So drink up buckaroos, because this limited time offer will be gone before you can say ‘jet-pack reindeer.'”
Would you drink it?