"The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man - her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)" is the title of a 30-page book written by Marce William Burchell. Yes that is the real title.

Marce claims to have many secrets of Jessica's affairs with several men while she was with Tony Romo, and her current fiance, Eric Johnson. Oh yea, and this guy claims she ruined his life too!

Do we really care what goes on behind closed doors with Jessica Simpson? This guy thinks so, but he claims he is not writing the book to hurt her.

"This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me."

This might be the best part of it all: The book costs $30 (hey, only $1 per page!) Marce claims that all proceeds are going to the development of a revolutionary new electric car that will only cost $10,000 to buy.

"It will make all gasoline-powered cars obsolete. It can carry seven passengers and cargo, has a top speed of 180 miles per hour, can go 300 miles per charge and accelerates from zero to 60 miles per hour in less than 4 seconds."

Sounds like a sweet ride, but at the expense of damaging Jessica's reputation. Jessica and her crew say she has never met the guy and they already have a profile of him. Apparently, he's been bugging her for years.

What a creeper!

True or not, would you spend $30 on this book? I can think of several things off had I'd rather spend $30 on...Bills, Shoes, Handbags, or even save it for a snowy day!

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