Idiot Burglar Gets Stuck in a Chimney
This is the worst Santa impression I have ever heard of and it's not because it's mid-November.
Around 3am Tuesday morning, a 17 year old named Renaldo decided he was going to try and break into a house. Now, I'm not sure if this was his first time breaking and entering, but I'm sure it will be his last.
Renaldo decided that instead of kicking in the door and making a bunch of noise, he was going to try and slide down the chimney Santa Claus style, but it didn't work. Renaldo got stuck.
No one was home at the time of the attempted break in because the person who lives there works nights so no one knew he was in the chimney and he was stuck for ten hours.
A neighbor heard him yelling for help and called police. Firefighters pulled a soot covered Renaldo out of the chimney at about 1:30 that afternoon. He's now facing burglary charges.