The Minnesota Twins lost yet another game yesterday, making it their ninth straight loss of the season. This is the worst start the team has ever had.

I've gone to three of their nine games this year and I realized that I may not be able to throw a 90 mph fastball, but I can hit the ball pretty straight and surprisingly every time. With skills like that, I might be over qualified to join the team!

Come on, Twins! Can we just get one win on the books? Pretty please?