If the average person makes $53,657 a year, and works 47 weeks, with three weeks of vacation and 10 holidays . . . they will work a total of 235 work days a year. And since the average person goes #2 one to three times a day, let's say you spend roughly 10 minutes a day doing it at work. That means you'll spend approximately 40 hours a year pooping at work, or one whole week. So the average American will make $1,032 dropping it like its hot in 2016.

Thank you to the New York Post for the fun read this morning.