I don't know about you, but there is no way I would spend $5,000 on a JUICER!

When Paltrow made this list, maybe she only had her movie star friends in mind? The "Holiday Gift Guide" Paltow put together on her website goop.com is pretty ridiculous if you ask me.

Some of the items she listed for "guiding you through the holidays" are a $5,000 juicer, a $12,000 Esque vase, a $4,545 camouflage and NON-FUNCTIONAL plates for $765, because they're "fun".

I'm not her (imaginary) billionaire boyfriend Tony Stark, or her millionaire co-star Robert Downey Jr. This gift guide is obviously for the expensive taste she has learned to love.

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