Tracy and Macy (Chad Taylor) had a great story this morning "Nurture vs Nature."  It included funny tweets from parents just like you.  Here are some of the highlights from the list.

"I've heard that different textures are good for kids, which is why my dining room table is so crumby and sticky."  @FunnyisFamily

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a week at day camp.  After 8 minutes I'm unable to detect a difference."  @Momastery

"Conflicted is the mother who looks at the dirt-caked children who need a bath but are also scheduled to go swimming tomorrow."  @PaigeKellerman

"Having a toddler is like living with a junior high school mean girl.  Was just told I need to brush my hair and "never ever" wear a pony tail."  @JessicaValenti

"I get a moment of deep satisfaction when my kid steps on his OWN Legos  that he left on the floor."  @AmberDusick

The list goes on and on.  You will get a big laugh if you read the rest believe me.  Follow yours truly @ChadTaylorRadio @JenJacobsRocks and @Mix949.  Send us your funny tweets and maybe will post yours :)