Charlie Sheen Is Down A Goddess!

Charlie Sheen had a bit of "sad" news to report at the Fort Lauderdale stop of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour on Saturday.

During a Q&A segment with the audience, Sheen revealed that he had been dumped by one of his "goddesses," porn star Bree Olson, via text message. According to Radar Online, the troubled actor admitted he wasn't doing well after receiving the bad news, but he still wished her the best of luck.

Charlie will be having "try outs" to replace his Goddess.  Lord only knows what 'trying out for Charlie Sheen' would consist of - but I'm pretty sure that I wouldn't want anyone I cared about to be taking part.

Rumors of Olson's departure began last week, when the 24-year-old porn star (whose real name is Rachel Oberlin) abruptly left the tour. At the time, Olson said it was due to a court appearance stemming from her DUI arrest in February, and that she would ultimately return. "I am 100 percent still one of Charlie Sheen's goddesses," she told TMZ.

Well, so much for that.

Maybe sometime soon, Mr. Sheen will realize that it would probably be in his best interest to get back to acting soon.  His career, like this tour he is on, is losing steam, quickly.