Not content with all the tail he was regularly getting in the Playboy Mansion and eager for something deep and real, Hugh Hefner finally tied the knot with generic bimbo Crystal Harris, who was likely eager for bank accounts that were also deep and real.
UPDATE: So it seems Shakira's womb still has an "ocupado" sign out front -- Gerard's tweet "coincided with the Latin American equivalent of April Fool’s Day," and several hours later he revealed the whole birth announcement thing was just a joke. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.
Congrats to Shakira! The Colombian heartthrob gave birth to a baby with her hot-as-Hades soccer player beau, Gerard Pique. (Seriously, look at his eyes. Un. Fair.)
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don't do much of anything, and whenever they do it's usually not worth watching. Still, for whatever reason (in Moore's case, that reason is actually "Bruce Willis"), they're both loaded. That cash may be why they stalled on splitting officially in the eyes of the court.
Part of what makes Kesha so refreshing is how unapologetic she is for who she is and what she represents. There's more to her than glitter and garishness -- there's a heart. And Kesha's heart stung when she came under fire for her 'Die Young' lyrics in light of the Newtown, C.T. school shooting.
But that doesn't mean she should apologize for them.
Sounds like Britney Spears was on the naughty list -- or else Jason Trawick is about to be put on it. The pair are reportedly on the rocks, and they may split for good if Christmas doesn't go over well.
Kesha's lead single from 'Warrior,' 'Die Young,' was an indirect casualty of the Newtown, Ct. massacre. The track faced an enormous radio airplay decline following the horrific school shooting on Dec. 15 when programmers and DJs pulled it from rotation.
The singer is now speaking out on the decision -- and she's being incredibly empathetic and sensitive. (We knew we liked her.)
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