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Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
2012 Most Annoying Person
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Who Was the Most Annoying Person of 2012?

Well, the year is nearly over, so let's look back and hate on it a little bit. So many, many things were annoying this year. People starting saying "cray-cray" all the time, and for some reason they also all decided it was okay to waggle their chewed up gum halfway out of their mouths on the train. It's not. It's never okay.

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Best Breakup Song Ever Written by Couple Who Just Broke Up

Jonathan Mann has written a song a day every day for almost 1,300 days. Seriously. A lot of them are very silly, but he and his girlfriend broke up yesterday, and they did a song about that. It is maybe the best breakup song ever written, because of its sincerity, maturity and plea for friends to still invite both of them to the same parties.

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Watch Zack Morris Pitch Friendship Bracelets to ‘Shark Tank’

We've never seen 'Shark Tank,' because it doesn't feature animals or hillbillies, but we already know it will never be as good in real life as it is in this video. It's a mash-up of 'Shark Tank' and that episode of 'Saved by the Bell' when Zack Morris pitches his friendship bracelet business idea

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Ermahgerd Girl FINALLY Gets Her Own Song

Sheesh, internet, it took you long enough. One of our favorite memes, Ermahgerd Girl, has finally gotten its own song. But it was worth the wait, because not only is the song sung in prefect Ermahgerd fashion, it reminds us of Color Me Badd, AND features a special breakdown from the Muppets' Swedish Chef. Ermahgerd! Her's mer farvrit cerk!

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