Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Brendan Robinson + Adam Brody – Celebrity Doppelgangers
Adam Brody is getting a tad old for the teen drama that made him famous, specifically 'The O.C.,' but it's okay, because we've found his replacement in 'Pretty Little Liars' actor Brendan Robinson -- who's practically his younger brother but with more expressive eyebrows.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This New Jersey native and his tight leather pants hit it big in the '80s, and he and his hair never quite left the scene. (Although there is a lot less of said hair these days.)
Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Plans to Take a Break From Acting … and Himself
Ryan Gosling has big Leonardo DiCaprio-style plans to take a hiatus from acting in the next few months because he needs time to “reassess” himself. Or possibly to figure out how to distance himself from all those memes.
Gerard Butler Adorably Recreates ‘300’ for Fans – With No Prompting at All [VIDEO]
Gerard Butler once again stole our hearts when a fan outside 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' handed him a replica Spartan helmet from '300' and he put it on -- without even being asked -- and got right into character.
Charlie Sheen Says People Are Attacking Denise Richards + Their Kids Now [UPDATED]
The battle between Charlie Sheen and his daughter's former school continues, with Sheen once again sounding off on Twitter in response to what he says is bullying in response to anti-bullying -- with the victims this time being his kids and ex-wife.
Be Still Our Fangirl Hearts: Kristen Bell Is Helping Kickstart a ‘Veronica Mars’ Movie [VIDEO]
Kristen Bell and director Rob Thomas (no, not that Rob Thomas) have been trying to get a 'Veronica Mars' movie off the ground since the TV series was cancelled after its third season in 2007.
For those of you who have never seen 'VM,' it starred a young Bell as a precocious girl detective trying to solve the murder of her friend Lily Kane, played by Amanda Seyfried, and the show was a total guilty
Will Smith Sits Young Justin Bieber Down + Gives Him Some Much-Needed Fatherly Advice
As we've previously reported, all his actions seem to indicate that Justin Bieber is going off the deep end. Thankfully for him, Will Smith has been around to talk him off the high dive and convince him that squeaking violent threats at reporters is really not the answer.
StarDust: Adele + Jennifer Lawrence Currently Planning BFF Slumber Parties + More
- Adele and Jennifer Lawrence are pretty much besties now and we can't even deal.
Martha Stewart’s JCPenney Deal Could Make Rosie O’Donnell + Oprah Her Newest Enemies [UPDATED]
Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters.
Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.
Valerie Harper Has Terminal Brain Cancer
Valerie Harper, best known for her role as Rhoda Morgenstern on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' and its titular spin-off 'Rhoda,' has been diagnosed with terminal brain cancer. But she's determined to live her last months to the fullest.