Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Demi Moore Can’t Believe the Sexiest Woman Alive Would Date Ashton Kutcher Either
Well-known cougar Demi Moore is having trouble dealing with the fact that even though she split from husband Ashton Kutcher more than a year ago, he's "already" moved on and is now dating his former 'That '70s Show' co-star, Sexiest Woman Alive title-holder Mila Kunis.
Moore is allegedly trying to deal with her broken heart by dating much younger restauranteurs, even younger art dealers,
Hasbro Kicks the Iron Off the Monopoly Board and Welcomes Its New Token: The Cat
In an attempt to be more relevant, Hasbro recently revealed that it would be ousting one of its long-standing tokens from the classic board game Monopoly and replacing it with a new token of the internet's choosing.
So ... farewell, iron! Hello, cat! (Don't act so surprised that an internet poll resulted in a cat victor.)
The Best Celebrity Super Bowl Commercials Ever
The Super Bowl is a day for food, booze, puppies and funny commercials. Oh, and occasionally football, but let's be honest -- it's mostly about indulging our stomachs and paying semi-attention to the game to get to the ads.
Whitney Houston’s Brother Says He’s the One Who Got Her Hooked on Cocaine [VIDEO]
Whitney Houston's mother Cissy Houston is making the rounds to promote her lip-twitching memoir about her daughter -- this time on 'Oprah's Next Chapter,' where she brought along her son Michael Houston to divest himself of a secret.
In the episode, Michael admits to Oprah Winfrey that he (and not Bobby Brown) was the first person to introduce his baby sister to drugs.
Adele Will Make Her Triumphant Return to the Stage to Perform ‘Skyfall’ at the Oscars
She's already made her first public appearance since giving birth to her mystery-named baby to snag a Best Original Song win at the Golden Globes (to the delight of many and the chagrin of one), and now Adele will sing at the Oscars in her first onstage performance since becoming a mom.
Charlie Brown Voice Actor Arrested on Stalking Charges. Argh!
Peter Robbins, the now 56-year-old child actor who once voiced Charlie Brown in all those 'Peanuts' cartoons, was recently arrested in San Diego on five felony charges, including one count of stalking and four counts of threats to cause death and bodily harm.
Good grief, bro.
Beyoncegate – So Did She Lip-Sync the National Anthem or Not? [VIDEO]
Yesterday (Jan. 21) the world was wowed by Beyonce's performance of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' during President Obama's second-term inauguration -- ear-piece-throwing, Broadway arm gestures and all. So get ready to have that happy memory destroyed.
It's now being reported that the performance was pre-recorded and Beyonce, President of the World, was lip-syncing. But even then the story isn't entir
Clear Some Wall Space: First Oscar Promo Poster Featuring Seth MacFarlane Released [PHOTO]
The Oscars are fast approaching (because that's how time works) and ABC wants to remind you to watch the event, which will helpfully be held on "Oscar Sunday."
The day has thus been christened to help with pesky questions like, "Wait, when are the Oscars again?" To which you can now reply, "On Oscar Sunday, you dolt."
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Are Planning to Spend Millions on a ‘Commitment Ceremony’
Kanye West is allegedly in the planning stages of a commitment ceremony that'll take place before girlfriend/baby momma Kim Kardashian gives birth to their first child.
While West would like to marry Kim, she's inconveniently still technically married to Kris Humphries, so the couple has decided to exchange non-legally binding vows and rings instead.
Which, considering Kim's marital record, is a
Seth MacFarlane Is Trying Hard to Convince Us the Oscars Will Be Worth Watching [VIDEOS]
In the Academy's continuing quest to lure the young'uns advertisers so covet, four more short clips featuring Oscar host Seth MacFarlane have been released in anticipation of the February awards ceremony.
Don’t Accept Cookies from Strangers – Unless That Stranger Is Ryan Gosling [VIDEO]
We honestly thought we couldn't love Ryan Gosling any more than we already do -- until he went on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and told a story about how he bought an entire Girl Scout troop's cookie supply and drove around handing out boxes to random strangers like a deranged cookie fairy.
Lady Gaga + the Osbourne Ladies Are Fighting to the Death in an Internet Battle Royale
After Lady Gaga penned an open letter to Kelly Osbourne that essentially told her to stop being such a bitch (we're paraphrasing here), Sharon Osbourne jumped in to defend her daughter. As a result, insults are being hurled and fans on both sides are involved in heated slapfights.
In other news: Timmy pulled Susan's hair during recess and now he has detention.